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cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

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  • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
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lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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foxnewsofficial:

i live for animals doing people things 

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Teacher wanting to collect homework that i didn’t do

lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

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(lol here!)

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lolsofunny:

LOL

(Source: encyclopediaofgallifrey, via pterodactylsarepterrifying)

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thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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memewhore: No, literally.  Make a clone of yourself and carry it around with a sassy strut.

memewhore:

No, literally.  Make a clone of yourself and carry it around with a sassy strut.

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(Source: theninecrimes, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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rnickey:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009

(Source: snapchatting, via 3dpancakes)

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livethefaggotry:

Marceline’s sweet life. 

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